Quote: Bus driver: Watch out for the weirdos.
Nancy: We are the weirdos, mister.
Quote: ROCHELLE: WHATS ON UR WRISTS? SARAH: OH, I CUT MYSELF BONNIE:WHAT DID U USE? SARAH: A KITCHEN KNIFE BONNIE: WOW YOU EVEN DID IT THE RIGHT WAY! NANCY: PUNK ROCK, LETS GO!
Quote: if god and the devil were playing football mano would be the stadium they would play in







Quote: (deleted scene) Nancy: You dont look to good. (stabs sarah and the stabbing dissapears) Nancy: Relax, Its Magick, (laughs) Wooooooooo!
Quote: i bind you nance, from doing harm, harm to other people and harm to yourself. i bind you nance,from doing harm, harm to other people and harm to yourself!
Quote: He's sorry! Do you hear that? Ow, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry he's sorry!
Quote: He's sorry? Oh he's sorry, he's sorry he's sorry he's sorry he's sorry he's sorry he's sorry
Quote: You are nothing, you are USELESS!
Quote: I invoke the Manon, I invoke the.
Quote: In the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her.
Quote: 1.whats up with that?
2.i slit my wrists
3.where did you do it with?
2.with a kitchen knife
3.you did it on the right way
2.yeah
1.punck rock
4.how do you know what's the right way?
3.shut up rochelle
4.well how do you know
Quote: 1. image she is light, air
2.do you mean her head or her whole body?
3.bitch
1.hey guys, concentrate
5.i think i spraid my finger
3.will you guys shut up
3.will
Quote: ya know, one of these times the lights not gonna be green
Quote: she probably doesn't even have it anymore....*lightning strikes a tree and it falls 2 feet behind them*
Quote: if i was as pathetic as you i would have killed myself ages ago, you should get on with it
Quote: He's sorry? He's sorry he's sorry he's sorry !!!!!!
Quote: 1) But we didn't... do it.
2)
Well, maybe he was trying to save face then, because he's going around the whole school... saying that you were the lousiest lay... he's ever had. And coming from him, that's pretty bad.


Quote: 1) Manon.
2)
What's that? That's like god?
3)
No, man invented god. This is older than that.
4)
D-Do you guys worship the devil?

Quote: Sarah's the fourth. North, south, east, and west. We can make things happen. -This is it. This is real.
Quote: 1) You know, I've never read anything about this stuff before. I mean, I don't follow it.
2)
Maybe you're a natural witch. Your power comes from within.

Quote: 1) Oh, it's the beaches of Eastwick.
Hey, whatever you do, stay away from them.
2)
Why?
3)
Well, you see the one on the right? She's a major slut. I mean, I don't know from experience or anything, but-- And the one in the middle, she's got these burn scars all over her body. I haven't seen 'em but friends of mine have. Anyway, they're-- nah, never mind.
4)
What? What?
5)
They're witches.

Quote: 1) So you're coming, right?
2)
Where are we going?
3)
Shopping.
4)
Come on.
5)
I don't have any money.
6)
We get a five-finger discount.

Quote: 1) Si vouz aviez fait vos devoirs... vouz comprendriez.
2)
You know this is L.A. We should be learning mexican or something.

Quote: 1) The almanac says today will bring an arrival of something.
2)
Yeah, wonderful. I'm getting my rag.

Quote: 1) You could wait. You know, I mean just until you get a school uniform. You don't have to go now.
2)
I can't stay home and watch daytime tv for the rest of my life.
3)
Why not? I could.

Quote: ummm......yeah
Quote: Nancy: If God and the Devil were playing football, Manon would be the stadium that they played on.
Quote: You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her
Quote: Chris:I'm sorry. Nancy: Oh he's sorry, he's sorry he's sorry he's sorry he's sorry he's sorry!
Quote: At the Party. Chris: I'm Sorry. Nancy: Oh he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, he's sorry, sorry isn't good enough.
Quote: I love a woman in uniform
Quote: EARTH , AIR, WATER, FIRE!
Quote: 1)Hail to the guardians of the .....( don't know what she says but it sounds like watch) towers of the east by the power of mother and earth i envoke the. I envoke the Menon. I envoke the Menon. I envoke the.
Quote: Oh, ew there's a pubic hair in my brush. Oh, no wait that's just one of Rochelle's little nappy hairs. Laura why are you doing this to me? You really wanna know why? Yes, I really wanna know why. Because I don't like Negroids.
Quote: 1) He gave me the power 2) He gave you something, all right, but it sure ain't power
Quote: By the powers of three times three, make them see, make them see.
Quote: (1)I drink of my sisters... and I ask for the ability to not hate those who hate me. Especially racist pieces of bleached blonde shit like Laura Lizzie.
(2)Right on. I drink of my sisters... and I ask to love myself more... and to allow myself to be loved more by others. Especially Chris Hooker. I know, it's pathetic.
(1)Definitely pathetic.
(3)I drink of my sisters... and I take into myself the power to be beautiful... outside as well as in.
(4)I drink of my sisters... and I take into myself... all the power of Manon.

Quote: Oh, god look. There is a pubic hair in my brush. Oh, no, wait, wait. That's just one of Rochelle's little nappy hairs.
Quote: (1)Have you ever heard of invoking the spirit?
(2)
No.
(1)
It's when you call him. Manon. It's like-- It's like you take him into you. It's like he fills you. He takes everything that's gone wrong in your life, and he makes it all better again.
(2)
Nothing makes everything all better again.
(1) Maybe not for you.

Quote: (1)I hate it. It's always getting screwed up. It's like... sometimes I'll--I'll want it to rain, and a pipe will burst in my room and I'll just get flooded.
(2)Yeah, right.
(1)No, really. O-Or, um, I'll want it just to be quiet, and I'll wish for it and wish for it, and then I'll go deaf for three days straight.

Quote: (1)You know how to use candles?
(2)
Yeah, you light the wick?

Quote: (1)Are you going to pay for those?
(2)Uh-huh.
(1)You're not like your friends.
Quote: (1)What's up with that?
(2)
I slit my wrists.
(1)
Sorry.
(3)
What'd you do it with?
(2)
With a kitchen knife.
(3)
You even did it the right way.
(2)
Yeah.

Quote: (1)Sarah, where did you live before?
(2)
San Francisco.
(1)
Why'd you move?
(2)
'Cause it sucks. My dad wanted to.
(1)
Sucks here too.

Quote: He spreads disease. I speak from personal experience.
Quote: She's mean to everybody, so don't take it personally.

Quote: (1)Hi, I'm Chris. I just wanted to apologize for those guys in french. They're assholes.
(2)
You know what they say: You are who you hang with.
(1)
Yeah, right. Wait, did you just call me an asshole? You did, didn't you?

Quote: Hey, scary bitch alert!!

Quote: (1)You could wait. You know, I mean just until you get a school uniform. You don't have to go now.
(2)
I can't stay home and watch daytime tv for the rest of my life.
(1)
Why not? I could.

Quote: Nancy: It is better that you rush upon this blade than enter this circle with fear in your heart. How do you enter?
Sarah: With perfect love and perfect trust.
Quote: it's the bitches of eastwick
Quote: SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PATHETIC
Quote: SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PATHETIC
Quote: Sarah:Chris,.....Fuck you! Chris's friend:no..but I will!
Quote: 1:) What's her problem?
2:) I don't know, I think she's pissed cuz her spell's not workng. I think she doesn't wanna be white trash or something and I'm like face it honey... you're white.

Quote: 1.Your paranoid.
2.PARANOID?
3and4.Paranoid!
2.I am not paranoid! Will you guys just shut up.

Quote: DONT touch me!. Everything I touch turns to shit.
Quote: I had a dream about you, in my dream you were dead!
Quote: 1) Oww, you pulled my hair out! 2) Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. They have shampoo for that you know 1) Stupid bitch!
Quote: JEALOUS? YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST TO ME!!!
Quote: Don't worry, there's a five finger discount
Quote: It's fun, it's SCARY!
Quote: Football practice, that is SO tempting
Quote: I can feel you in me!
Quote: These are my gifts!
Quote: First She's gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, then we're all gonna cry.
Quote: Sorry, my pedicure ran late.
Quote: I bind you Nancy from doing harm; harm against other people and harm against yourself.
Quote: Sara:Well, you put you fingers under her(mimes)...
Nancy: You put your fingers where?(laughter)
Quote: Relax Its only magic
Quote: Nancy: GO Chris....Go for the long way BABY!!!!...He's a jerk.
Quote: Sarah: I thought we were going to a movie or something...Chris: No
Quote: Sarah: That's not real...Nancy: Then why are you still bleeding!! Heha!
Quote: They're dead, Sarah!
Quote: ROCHELLE: We want to apologize. We feel really bad about... SARAH: Trying to kill me?
Quote: I'm flying!
Quote: :person 1:can you hold my books for me,oh and Bonnie's to she has a bad back.person 2:yeah person 3:Billy can you hold my jock for me it's kinda heavy.
Quote: True magic is neither black nor white. It's both because nature is both, loving and cruel, all at the same time. The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. Life gives a balance of it's own.
Quote: Light as a feather, stiff as a board

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